Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Joke of the day

Three friends were about to be executed. One of them is Ikuan, Amai and Aki. The guards brings Ikuan forward for the first execution. He ask Ikuan if he has any last requests. He says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!" Out of no where Ikuan yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone is startled and throw themselves on the ground while he escapes.

The guard after that brings Amai forward for his turn to be execute. The guard then again ask Amai if he has any last words. He says no and and the executioner shouts "Ready!. Aim!" Suddenly Amai screams "TORNADO!!!" Again everyone is startled and looks around for cover while he escapes.

By now the Aki has got it figured out. The guards bring him forward and the executioner ask him if he has any request or what not. With a smile he says no and the executioner shouts "Ready! Aim!" and Aki yells out "FIRE!!"..

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