A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reason, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should walking in the neighbourhood, but little old grandma. The young girl was shock and frantic. Sure enough, grandma notice her young granddaughter and ask curiously, "what are you line up for dear?" Not willing to let her grandma on the secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. "Mmm, sounds lovely," said grandma. "I think i'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all the prostitutes. When he got to grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But your so old.. How do u do it?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny..i just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!
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